fucking shit fuck fuck

So, here I am sitting listening to mind bending tunes and I'm supposed to be all one with myself and figure "it" out. Bullshit. Like I was told earlier today, life is an illusion. All that is around me now is nothing and worthless and all that matters is my actions and my thoughts. Those are what is going to take me into the next life. It's true. It's like the time I told that ogre, he better put down that d20 before he hurts somebody. Is it just me or do you really love the lamp? Are you just saying that because it's here. I can hear what you are thinking and I don't appreciate it. Why didn't anyone tell me? WHat the fuck? This is exactly like the time those people did that stuff and I wasn't involved and now I'm talking about this to the internet and it sounds all weird and can be taken all the wrong ways by so many. "Fucking shit my god man" is what he would say. Those are the last words I am gonna hear before I die. That's what god is gonna say to me. That will be the point when I finally figure out that what I had thought was it was completely wrong to begin with and I am way off. That is at least hopefully what I will hear. I fear the day I figure out the meaning of life and existence. I wouldn't any reason to live anymore. It's about the journey, not the answer. Hopefully I and the rest of mankind will never figure it out. That way we can all grow consistently and never stop thinking of different angles and always see it from somewhere else. Wow, I am getting all philosophical and shit. This is pretty weird coming from someone who has a chicken on his head and is trying to memorize the periodic table of the elements while typing a blog. What the fuck is wrong with me? Maybe I need to start drinking less and meditating more? Or maybe use drinking as a form of meditation? Or just get it over with and become a woman? Who knows what the answer really is? No, seriously, who knows what the answer really is? I wanna find them and challenge them to a game of dodgeball where we each have robots on our teams and we dodgeball fight to the DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That would be an amazing sight. Watching me and a team of robots fight a puppy and its team of robot puppies. Dang, that would be cooler than watching a bunch of cops re-enact a crime on a street corner causing a traffic problem because it's very police-like. Or maybe I just need more beer. Yes, of course, first it's business, then the whores. Everyone knows that. Even canadian sketch comics. Fuck. I think I need to find me a good book and fall asleep on it, later claiming that I read it and hope that osmosis got me enough of what happened I can fake it and no one will notice except hardcore fans of the book. Who I will most likely never meet. Hopefully. Then my reign as regular average guy who appears as a super genius to those around him will continue. Oh, the day when I can finally meet a bird and speak with it of the days before man ruined this place with things like greenhouse gases and ben affleck movies. Especially ones with J-lo in them. What were you thinking for fucks sake? Even I knew that was a bad move. Anyways, satan is really misunderstood. He seems like a great guy to me, but every now and again he messes up. It happens. Not everybody gets all of the breaks that some others do. Some people have it tougher. Think about it, if you were in that situation and were there wouldn't you try to overthrow god and become the supreme ruler of all of creation? Really, come on? Think about it.